This is my love. My baby. My everything.
Presenting to the world: My scary little cat Effy.

This is my love. My baby. My everything.

Presenting to the world: My scary little cat Effy.

Take note men, this is THE ONLY way you are going to make me cum. 
Seriously… figure it out. 

Take note men, this is THE ONLY way you are going to make me cum. 

Seriously… figure it out. 

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This movie hit me like a ton of bricks. I found bits of myself throughout the whole thing. Very moving and almost scary.

This movie hit me like a ton of bricks. I found bits of myself throughout the whole thing. Very moving and almost scary.

Just spent $70 on a garter belt and stockings for when daddy comes from California.
Sometimes I wonder what the fuck it is that I’m even doing.

Just spent $70 on a garter belt and stockings for when daddy comes from California.

Sometimes I wonder what the fuck it is that I’m even doing.

I get to spend new years with a sleaze ball in a nice hotel suite.  
My dreams are coming true!

I get to spend new years with a sleaze ball in a nice hotel suite.  

My dreams are coming true!

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Florence + The Machine - Lover to Lover (Acoustic)

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I wish you would shut the fuck up.  No one cares about you driving around in your patrol car.  Please never call me again, you make me want to cut my ears off.

I wish you would shut the fuck up.  No one cares about you driving around in your patrol car.  Please never call me again, you make me want to cut my ears off.

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